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STOLEN FORM THE VIKING

1. Name: Michael R. Harris

2. Age: 35

3. Religion, why or why not? SURE

4. Single or Taken? Taken

5. What does your name mean? SON OF HARRY CLOSEST TO GOD

6. Height: 5'9"

7. Nickname: MIKE OF MIKEANDSUZY

8. Name of a childhood stuffed animal: SUPER BOB

9. Phone: Cell phone, yes. Land line, Yes

10. Car: Porsche 914

11. Computer: amd self built

12. Living Situation: married with one daughter 9 yrs old

13. Pet: a 3'ft iguana


14. Speak another language, and what? Some french,

15. Play a musical instrument? no

16. Watch more than 2 hours of TV a day? sometimes

17. Wear grandma underwear (gals) or tighty whities (guys): Boxer Briefs.

18. Own an I-pod? not a chance

19. Have a will? no.

Have you ever?

20. Worn underwear of the opposite sex? Yes.

21. Used a condom as a water balloon? among other torure devices yes

22. Slid down your stairs in a box, sleeping bag, or some sort of vehicle? yes

23. Peed your pants in public?: does midnight streaking count

24. Pulled an all nighter? of course

25. Been stalked or stalked someone? they don't call her "the dark one" for no reason

26. Had more than 30 people at your house? yes

27. Tried to flush other things down the toilet besides the usual? Yes.

28. Been to Europe, and where did you go? Turkey, spain, greece, france

29. Talked to a stranger thinking they were someone you knew? yes

30. Slept so long you forgot what day it was? daily

31. Been to a wedding in which you didn't think the two should get married? does my own count? (1st one)

32. Tripped or fell in public? yes

33. Misspelled your own name? No

What do you think about (answer in detail)?

34. United States military in the middle east: Fix what we've broken, and get the fuck out.

35. Gay Marriage: it's nobodys business especially the governments

36. The Facebook: ?

37. Prayer in School: Allowed but not required.

38. Separation of Church/State: It works for every other successful country.

39. Michael Jackson: only one operation away from bieng tina turner!

40. Our educational system: need to quit making things easier and put more pressure to make teachers better

41. Desperate Housewives: yes they are

42. Myspace.com: I work on MSN for god sakes

Favorites (Be warned, my favorites usually end up as "Top 5" lists)

43. Movies: 24 hour party people

44. Quote: "What does kill me just pissies me off!!!!" & " I have dug hole b4 one more for you doesn't matter to me.

45. Cartoon Character: carl from athf

46. Television Show: ROBOT CHICKEN

47. Food: shrimp

48. Drink: diet dr.p

49. Book: the davinci code

50. Sports team: does the basketball team off the movie hoosiers count?

51. Band: Wumpscut, Skinny Puppy, Stromkern, Front Line Assembly, Leaetherstrip, Orbital, Juno Reactor, Madness, Aphex Twin

52. Animal: lizards

3. Actor: gary oldman

Do you believe in?

54. Love at first sight yes

55. Angels: yes

56. The Devil: yes

57. Ghosts: Yes.

58. Reincarnation: No.

59. Heaven: maybe

60. Hell: maybe

This or that (c'mon, tell us why too)?

61. So Cal or Bay Area: never again

62. Coke or Pepsi: Coke.

63. The Simpsons or Family Guy: Family Guy.

64. Puffy or 2Pac: not enough bullets

65. Canada or Mexico: Canada

66. Reality TV or Reality: My reality has crazy people in it

67. Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro: Al Pacino

68. IBM or Apple: IBM

69. Pro-life or Choice: pro none of your fucking business

70. Pro-death penalty or not: only for clowns

71. 80s or 90s: 80

72. Greek or Roman: roman

73. Reading or Writing: Reading.

74. Grunge or Emo: There is never enough creed

75. Photos or Paintings: Photos.

76. Irish or Italian: Irish.

77. Yankees or Redsox: 1776

78. Nike or Reebok: WWII Paratrooper Boots

79. Dreadlocks or Afros: buzzcut

80. Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson (yes, you have to pick!): I choose death

81. Action or Horror: Horror.

82. Bush or Kerry: Megatron

83. Blondes or Brunettes: Redheads

Some random questions


84. Would you swish diarrhea in your mouth for a minute for a million dollars? right!!!!!
85. Give up a body part for money? Name your price.

86. What ethnicity of the opposite sex do you think is most attractive and why: Irish and spainish(from spain)
87. Most attractive accent: Hint of Irish.

88. What is your biggest pet peeve?: idiots

89. Toilet paper over or under? I don't understand the question.

90. Pimp your ride, what would you do to it? blow it up

91. Talk to someone from history, who would it be and why: Sam Adams (and not because of the beer) because of the bill of rights

92. Travel anywhere in the world, where would you go: Germany, Scotland.

93. Meet a leader of some sort, political, religious, etc, who would it be and why: houtros boutros ghlali (cool name)
94. Have any dream job, what would it be: Same job, more money.

95. Have three wishes, what would they be (No unlimited or more wishes, or handing the genie a list of things you want): to coreect the mistake i have made, to take back some of things I said, to take back some of the things I have done

The Future?

96. Where do you think you'll be in five years, location wise: Here, Denver,

97. Do you want to get married (why/why not): I think I already did

98. If you have kids, what would you name the boy and girl?: hey you

99. If your spouse died, do you think you could remarry? Idon't know do you know someone